Epigraphs from Lemony Snicket’s A Series of Unfortunate Events as tweets

You’re not perfect Fiona. None of us are.

You’ve got claws, I’ve got a bat.

ugh  teen wolf  
allyrhodesmusic:

THE MOST UNDERAPPRECIATED JOKE OF ALL TIME 

allyrhodesmusic:

THE MOST UNDERAPPRECIATED JOKE OF ALL TIME 

I was flabbergasted. Everybody knows when you`ve got a role in a Spike Lee movie, you`re gonna blow up. But I happen to be the only person who`s had the lead in the two Spike Lee movies nobody saw. It was a humbling experience, but Spike taught me more about how to fall on my face in this business than anybody else. 

Anthony Mackie